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Getting some work in early Sunday so I’ll have time to watch football this afternoon. Still not sure which team to cheer for.

RT @davidbeckerCFO: Looking forward to a great Sales Kickoff this week! 2012 should be very exciting! #credantsko2012

I don’t see myself moving very far away from my couch for the next few hours. #nfl @abusabloggen

New England Cheaters 10. Baltimore Murderers 10.

I don’t want to brag, but I’ve totally mastered the "nap throughout the 3d quarter" technique.

As a Cowboys fan, I knew Cundiff was going to miss that kick.

RT @DeathStarPR: "Have you seen these droids?" "Why can’t I ever hit anything I shoot at?" "Please don’t Force choke me." #ShitStormtroo …

How can you not pick R2-D2??!

Happy Monday everyone! Looking forward to #credantsko2012 this week!

Hey @ATT what’s up with the data cell network in North Dallas? A little late for SOPA blackout

RT @willfprice: Idiocy “@declanm: Judge: "The Fifth Amendment is not implicated by requiring unencrypted contents" of PGP-encrypted PC h …

RT @DougInLegal: To Encrypt one’s Laptop is Human. To forget the Password may save you if the government wants to see the data. http://t …

Man, I’ve missed doing presentations. #credantsko2012

Today’s task is to get my ideas on paper. And by paper, I mean Balsamiq and Excel.

Working from home in a so far failed attempt at focus. Phone, please stop ringing. http://t.co/jdCnpAF5

RT @UXYoda: Social and private, humans are. Appreciates this good design does. Mmmmhh.

Taking casual #Friday seriously. Also, lots of meetings today. http://t.co/ZIHTSCnO

RT @God_Damn_Batman: Thank Goddamn Batman It’s Friday.

Giving an old laptop some TLC this morning. It is much happier now.

I survived a Chuck E Cheese birthday party for my little girl. Almost got killed by a gang of 5year olds charging. Dodged the last second.

RT @petershankman: Reminder: Tell the person you love that your love them, TODAY. You never know when it’ll be too late.

Doing manly stuff with power tools. #timallengrunt

I can’t recommend @RepublicAlarm. The alarm system in my house beeps every minute and has for the past 90 minutes. Told to leave voicemail.

RT @mikeorren: In the original draft of Star Wars: A New Hope, the hero was a young Gungan named JarJar Solo #trueduringthewikipediablackout

I blocked my site to protest SOPA and PIPA. http://t.co/wN7rBobu

RT @rafeco: Read @herpderpedia and remember that if you offer a product or service to the public, these are your customers. Then weep.

RT @Greeblemonkey: 2012 really *IS* the end of the world, people. Nickelback tour with Bush as the opening act.

WFHing. Silence is golden for focus.

RT @CaryMillsap: #SOPA rationale: Cement companies are dedicated to illegal drug trafficking, because concrete highways enable/facilitat …

I hate it when I’m too optimistic about how long it takes to get something done. Hey @chris_burchett – I’ll be working this weekend, k?

I need a Big Bang Theory break.

Driving to Dallas

RT @shane_76: This represents everything that is wrong with the monstrous video board at the Death Star. @SportsSturm #fb http://t.co/i …

I just unlocked the "Jobs" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/o1UfUs6y

Armed with a shiny new iPhone with a functional sleep button.

Friend of a friend is hiring SaaS Sales. If you’re a rock star sales guy, you should apply: http://t.co/uIBugndA

I’m getting a personalized report of my email usage from 2011, you should too! http://t.co/aq5eUWiU #yearinreview via @toutapp

I wish my brain would stop waking me up at 4am in the morning with ideas. Two more hours of sleep would have been a good thing today.

Wish I could say I’m going to share this, but I’m not. Dammit. http://t.co/sY8LEMsJ

RT @mthiele10: 23 Successful People who wake up really early; http://t.co/T0qUXYB8 < so for the other 100 mil who get up early, we do …

Note to self, when using the word SMB in a meeting with developers, don’t assume that they think it means what you think it means. #duh

Introducing casual Thursday. #itscoldoutside http://t.co/qPbydKch

I predict an in-n-out visit by me in the near future.

RT @God_Damn_Batman: For the last time, I’m down here looking for DNA traces… NOT “TEBOWING.”

Rewarding myself with Xbox time after every successful work effort this evening. #Pavlov would have been proud.

Exciting Friday ahead! See y’all on the other side of the day.

Taking casual Friday (and coffee) seriously. http://t.co/JRdmrMQB

Signed up for #PennywisePower and can’t stop thinking about the clown in Stephen King’s IT.

Gott Nytt År, #Sverige #Sweden

Sigh. #cowboys

RT @mjolnir72: The Cowboys have not been able to get up for a big game since 1995. #cowboys

RT @gordonkeith: A Quick Read: "12 Really Stupid Things I Never Want To Do Again" http://t.co/4tyIkRcW

Got a nice head start on the week by getting some work done tonight!

RT @jonlovett: If Mayans were good at predicting the future, there’d be Mayans.

RT @GeoffvWebb: Enterprises Need Encryption to Secure Private Data – Security – News & Reviews http://t.co/ZdsG48ci

Jedi jokes and Star Wars jokes make the day brighter

RT @parislemon: Ifttt Is Like Ifttt For Ifttt http://t.co/aTZhIBYn

Driving to Austin

Got up at 4am to at least get to the middle point of a work project before I have to head out and do some last minute Xmas shopping. #yawn

RT @clearwriter: Happy Festivus! Let the airing of grievances begin.

Exciting week. Move. Gas line broken by city. Smoke alarm went off and I didn’t have alarm code. Fire department showed up. #justshootme

Swedish Christmas celebration is officially over. Tomorrow, American Christmas. It’s good to have dual citizenship!

Merry Christmas! God Jul!

Trying to get my brain back to work mode after the long weekend. I missed the office.

My locksmith days are over. #failedlockrepair

Hey 92.5, when did Bon Jovi turn into classic rock?!

RT @noah_weiss: If you often wonder how you wound up getting paid to do your job because you’d be happy doing it for free, you’ve picked …

Wasted $78 today on having a contractor come out and show me the soft water filtration system in the new house. Yay.

Home insurance person named A. Crook. Bad sign?

Useless Cowboys playoff tickets delivered. Thanks Jerry. #DallasCowboys

Hello insomnia, it’s been a while. How are ya?

Moving. Day 2. Feel free to send encouraging tweets and beer my way.

(I prefer Carlsberg, but Heineken Light is ok too)

Back on high speed Internet. Life is good. #VerizonFIOS

How common is it that #Craigslist buyers don’t show? 3d in a row today for me.

Jon Bon Jovi is still alive? #jonbonjovi

About to bribe 4-year old with McDonalds so I can work

There’s a very excited 4-year old in my house – Christmas rocks

My Dr just sent me an email to access "secure" patient portal. UN/PW in the email. #facepalm #insecurity

Test tweet from Xbox

I just became the mayor of Casa Stjernstrom on @foursquare! http://t.co/Ae4ax8sz

When packing, if you find a box marked "box of crap" from 2 moves ago, how can you possibly throw it away?

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose! Go #cowboys

People who put really good candy in bowls in meeting rooms should go to a very special hell. #iwillnoteatallofit #iwillnoteatallofit

RT @petershankman: Being happy is a choice. Why not choose to be happy today?

The WordPress 3.3 upgrade was way easy. I love one-click upgrades.

Thinking about making a Cowboys t-shirt: No eyes, no heart, can’t win #fnl #cowboys

Ok, I’m done with Christmas music. Y’all can turn it off now. Thanks.

The universe is conspiring against me today. I need a guide. #42

I made a Craigslist ad. For a king bed. http://t.co/64R7e9hh #myfirstcraigslistad

Moving is such a stress free, relaxing thing to do.

It’s amazing how much one can get done without high speed Internet access. #moving #packing #fioscutoff

Told in elevator I look like a movie star. Like "that guy that acted with Morgan Freeman in that movie". Huh. Thanks?

I’m thinking Batman

Learned how to restore Vista from the DOS prompt tonight. Yay?

RT @mikeorren: Carrier EQ broadcasts your speaker settings to Bose. RT @CathleenRitt: Carrier DQ tracks your ice cream consumption

Going to attempt to fight my Coke Zero addiction this week. I may need rehab.

RT @asmartbear: Dear anyone running an A/B test: 50 is not a reasonable sample size. Ever.

Day 2 of quitting Coke Zero. Epic lack of caffeine headache yesterday.

Flipboard on iPhone is all kinds of awesome. #howtodesignanapp

Brr. #Dallas

RT @robynkonichiwa: News: Robyn has been nominated for MTV’s Best Live Performance of 2011! You can vote for her here: http://t.co/dzF0C0R8

I picked the wrong week to quit coke zero. #caffeineheadache

Good article about risk management by our fearless CFO @davidbeckerCFO here: http://t.co/LsgZY4dh

RT @jbctech: Always love seeing the square at Christmas. RT @FriscoSquare: #ChristmasInTheSquare http://t.co/2z4nbk1E #fb

Can’t wait for 35mb up/down on Dec 16th! @verizonfios FTW

7 Scary Things About Dropbox, Google Docs and the Cloud at Large.
http://t.co/2myCzG5I

I hate finding an email in my draft box that I was sure I had sent.

Umm. Scheduling fail. I have seven (7). Meetings today. How the heck did that happen?

I just ousted @jbctech as the mayor of Credant on @foursquare! http://t.co/gQ54EINW

A very very very productive day. I’m ready to go to sleep. #gettingold

Having lunch with Google Reader at my desk.

Thinking about buying Christmas gifts early this year. Like December 21st.

Typing in #Swedish and speaking #English at the same time is hard. #brainmalfunction

RT @NeilDavidson: Looking for something to get your kid for Christmas? Here are the best 5 toys of all time – http://t.co/wZpfXo4I (well …

RT I want, no, NEED one. Now. @CaryMillsap http://t.co/NH3LKHlE — I am swept away.

When you’re on the 14th floor and somebody knocks on the window…

RT @EricDBrown: Published: Xendow – Overcoming Cloud Storage Security Concerns? http://t.co/sEz82OL6

Hey @Netflix – I would pay more money to stream 2+ streams simultaneously

RT @Monicks: ❝GOOGLE: "I know everything!" FACEBOOK: "I know everyone!" INTERNET: "Without me you’re all nothing!" ELECTRICITY: "Keep ta …

Prepping for the #cowboys game. #nflsunday.

Yay, new toy! #galaxy http://t.co/qObTfQ4c

Hard work pays off. Smart, hard work pays more.

Trying to figure out why I like my iPad so much more than my Samsung Galaxy Tablet 10.1

(Tweeted from my iPad)

So *this* is what it’s like to sleep in until 6.30. I don’t like it.

Hey #DFW – this is tshirt weather. #beingswedish

RT @Proteautype: For his next trick, Sidney Crosby will negotiate a labor deal for the NBA, end the federal deficit, and take away Nicke …

Dear automated phone systems, burn in hell

I’m taking Information Theory online for free. Come join me! http://t.co/jo88auwS http://t.co/jo88auwS

The unopened #kindlefire box in front of me is trying to talk me into working from home today.

Sentence I’d like to say one day: "Remember when you had to transfer and encode videos to your device via a CABLE? Haha"

I’m at Credant (15303 Dallas Parkway, Arapaho, Addison) http://t.co/kZxiAdMH

Looking for the least crappy #homewarranty company covering #Frisco, TX

Early lunch break to go to the grocery store. I bet I’ll be the only one there.

RT @credant: #BlackFriday is around the corner, lost & unsecured mobile devices are easy data theft targets during the holiday. http:/ …

RT @auren: How to manage a project: limit it in scope. make it simple. get success. then iterate

#kindlefire = #android with friendly UI

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Tailgating at Cowboys stadium this year.

RT @alexgorbachev: Method R courses with Cary Millsap & C. J. Date – http://t.co/wuJMBHI4