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I just unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/nCfloUz1

Yay fall! #happydance

I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/u3uCccer

I was just awarded the "TV Newbie" badge at http://t.co/zpjnilL9

What’s gonna work? (watching Wonderpets) http://t.co/ANKXSApL

RT @jswatz: If there is single a word to describe this story, that word might be "nerdgasm." http://t.co/PHKmwmfj

I am watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. http://t.co/rfG0osL8

I am watching Jägarna 2. http://t.co/wfz7bBJp

I was just awarded the "Movie Rookie" badge at http://t.co/mNcfqSXs

Coffee. Work. Soccer. Work. Lunch. Dolphin Tale. Dinner. Work. Movie. Work. #Saturday

To artists: if you’re not on @SpotifyUSA I am less likely to listen to your music and even less likely to buy concert tickets / merchandise

“@RiversCuomo: You’re prettier than you think you are.” – inconceivable

RT @CaryMillsap: NBC5DFW: if a Cowboys Stadium entry pat-down takes 30 sec, then you only have to wait 30 extra sec to get in. #Queueing …

RT @EricDBrown: RT @valaafshar: FORRESTER: Corporate IT is not dead – consumerization may just bring about the rebirth of #IT http://t. …

Making stuff simple is DIFFICULT. (But worth it)

RT @mikeorren: This is important to me: Please support "bookumentary" on Prison Entrepreneurship (@peptweets): http://t.co/gl0GFvM2 RT’s …

I just unlocked the "Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/0yNHA6Nh

At Cowboys Stadium for the Redskins – Cowboys game!

I just unlocked the "Super Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Y3uoWjS3

If Tony Romo can play football injured, I can go to work with this. http://t.co/13v6i6Vl

RT @unclebobmartin: A good architecture allows you to defer framework decisions. A good architecture allows frameworks to act as plugin …

Wrapping my head around a challenge that makes my brain hurt.

I am way behind on email. Way way way behind.

Here’s a video of me talking about the role of encryption in Cloud Security: http://t.co/7jRpi9II

I, for one, would like to congratulate @amazon in advance for winning #Christmas

Lack of sleep due to brain refusal to stop working last night. The good: got 4 notebook pages full of thoughts. The bad: Tiiiired.

RT @jaredbkeller: Music piracy drops 25% in Sweden thanks to Spotify http://t.co/OhONnsSX

Me talking about #Cloud #Providers protecting your data: http://t.co/bqspkbRv

RT @Greeblemonkey: Happy National Coffee Day! Or as Starbucks calls it, Thursday.

RT @seemaj: Great points: The 5 why’s of cloud http://t.co/m3Mpx3uz

RT @BlondHousewife: Don’t be too proud of this technological terror, the ability to powerpoint is insignificant compared to the power of …

I just ousted Ryan S. as the mayor of Alonti Cafe @ The Colonnade on @foursquare! http://t.co/HIVBNsWs

Awaiting first #Google+ #Wordpress comment system still. Hurry up, Internet

RT @michaelsb: Your fans are your customers. Listen to their conversations. Treat them right. Treat them with respect. Respond to their …

5am alarm clock. On a Saturday. Going to the Plano Balloon Festival!

Monday’s after a Cowboys win are good Mondays.

RT @amboy00: Today is Punch Anyone Who Talks Like a Pirate Day.

Back to back to back meetings today

I had seven (7!) meetings today. I feel like I should get a badge or something.

RT @credant: Ten years well spent. Read CREDANT co-founder Andrew Kahl’s 10th Anniversary blog post http://t.co/o4e66Wxr

Whomever designed Windows Update deserves to go to a very special hell. The same hell that people who text in movie theaters go to.

If you have sales chat on your site, it’s really helpful if you have someone actually responding. If you don’t, it turns into a bad exp.

Seeing an idea turn into reality is pretty freakin cool #secretthingimnotallowedtotalkaboutyet

Next time it’s Beat-Up-Magnus day, could somebody notify me in advance? Please?

RT @Kells_Bells: Getting all worked up over @Facebook changes is soooo four years ago.

My head is full of marketing words, and it’s all @GeoffvWebb ‘s fault.

Huh. So Facebook is now last.fm?

Taking #casualfriday seriously http://t.co/p5jiif0O

Awaiting Google Translate of Dolphin-speak. #dolphins http://t.co/sHTN3Mm

Finding the right tool is half the job. #win

RT @petershankman: WARNING: DON’T CLICK TWEETS offering free clip of new Nickelback album. They link to free clip of new Nickelback album.

Facebook. You’re killing me. You changed my privacy settings without asking again. AGAIN. #lesigh

RT @richardjustice: Now it has really gotten ugly between A&M and Baylor. http://t.co/VA6Z485

RT @ev: It’s hard to predict the future. http://t.co/4YlFB5n

My 4-year old proclaimed earlier this evening that she wants to become a veterinarian when she grows up. Or a dolphin.

RT @sharemyplaylist: Spotify is going to be available in Ford cars. This is huge http://t.co/cov8H8p

I just became the mayor of Longhorn Park on @foursquare! http://t.co/baODTAv

RT @junior_miller: LeBron is at the game tonight. That’s usually a good sign for Dallas teams.

Here’s a stat I’d like to see: Tweets/Facebook posts during regular broadcast compared to during commercials.

Driving down to #Austin this afternoon for #mspworld tomorrow

You know that moment, mid-sentence, when you answer your own question in your head before the words come out of your mouth? Yep. #monday

Driving to #ITEXPO and #MSPWorld in Austin, TX. Thanks to @SpotifyUSA for the road trip music!

Got a conference call at 9, then heading down to #ITEXPO / #MSPWorld – beautiful morning in Austin this am!

Improved page speed on Stjernstrom.com by 20 points by installing WP Minify and WP Super Cache. Why didn’t I do this before? #duh

I just signed up for the Bitcasa beta – Infinite Storage on Your Desktop http://t.co/21nRYXv via @Bitcasa

Security in an #MSPWorld – hot topic in Austin right now

RT @GeoffvWebb: I just totaled the records reported under HITCH by HHS that were exposed in last 12 months. 6.6 million. Ouch. #HITCH …

#ITExpo lunch panel topic is the death of PSDN. Death & lunch FTW.

raising my hand – RT“@copperegg: First day of #ITExpo. Who else is here?”

If someone doesn’t pick up the phone, do you leave a voicemail or send a text message/SMS?

RT @charlesweaverJD: Cloud is everywhere at #MSPWORLD today

Taking a quick break from #ITEXPO to assimilate the Windows 8 news.

Tony Romo doesn’t always fumble and throw INTs, but when he does… http://t.co/oyabkUP

RT @CRM_Stephen: If Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez played darts it would take weeks and thousands of people would die.

If you want to lose weight, I strongly recommend stomach flu. #whineoftheday

Quote of the day: "I ain’t got time to bleed". -1 for not knowing what movie.

Taking #casualfriday seriously. http://t.co/rK3qI3Q

RT @Gregtito: Coworker just asked when I was canceling my pre-order of the Star Wars Blu-Rays. So I did. Reason given: George Lucas chan …

RT @TheBillWalton: 49ers coaching staff has announced that Alex Smith will be their starting QB. 49ers players have announced their vaca …

I want to care as much about football as I did 10 years ago but I just can’t. #gettingold

My 4-year old likes the Miami Dolphins. Because the logo is "cute". #parentalfail

RT @NBCDFWWeather: Late update. #DFW just hit 100! 68 Days. One Day short of the all-time record.

RT @shariv67: If Björn Borg and Björk had a kid, I bet they’d name him something really weird. Like Steve.

RT @_robin_sharma: There are no extra people on the planet. You matter. Make this day count.

What a wonderful Satunday. @mikeorren

RT @NBCDFWWeather: The high today for #DFW was 84 degrees! The last time we had a high that cool was back on May 26th! We finally got …

Good morning everyone! Short work week with long work week workload ahead!

I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/KtBZkjF

are you passionate? http://t.co/N8M5s9H

You know what my office is missing? #Speakers.

Could the weather be any better? I think not.

Smoking used to be a social thing. Now everyone stares at their smartphones while smoking.

is gmail slow for everyone today or just me?

RT @EricDBrown: Powerful stuff – RT @amcafee: 9/11 photos by James Nachtwey that will never lose their power: http://t.co/Hof1HZ9 (HT @m …

RT @austinventures: Start Now on Google Plus http://t.co/VsYkBzk

Sometimes when I interview candidates , I score them on a D&D character sheet in my head.

Number of times the windows Wireless network diagnosis has worked for me: zero

Nice rack! "@alexgorbachev: LackRack – 19" standard mini-rack made from an IKEA coffee table for $7.99 http://t.co/c8P6cJX”

I am not a fan of printers. At all.

RT @ruv: Confirmed: Nike Will Sell Back To The Future Themed Shoes With Power Laces! http://t.co/G11ZGGj

The TechCrunch drama continues. It’s like watching NASCAR. http://t.co/9K2272C

New blog post, managing Social Media Tactics using Twitter. Facebook. Google+. Foursquare. LinkedIn: http://t.co/cPzw9bw

Hey @NBCDFW it’s ok to switch over to football now. Pretty please?

RT @clofresh: I hate all this talk about creating jobs. I am a programmer, I want to destroy jobs and replace them all with a small shel …

Hey #writers – if you don’t like your own draft blog post, do you start from scratch, delete or edit? #tryingtofindtherighttoneforablogpost

Defending against a zero-day vulnerability for Saturday morning breakfast.

Watching the Cowboys #notworking

Watching the weather reports from #NYC on @CNN – mother nature is kind of a bitch.

Facebook. Allowing you to not call a friend on his birthday since 2005.

Stake Land. Good vampire horror flick. #firefly meets #theroad meets #topgun (well, Kelly McGillis anyway)

I just joined the #flippedoffbyrandomperson on the road club. +1?

42/46. Thanks, @InformationWeek for making me feel old. http://t.co/nhNFSnh #ifeelold #andlucky

Nice, article, @budkennedy – http://t.co/OuhZdfB – I take full credit for spreading the word. #Swede in #Texas

RT @credant: Check out Chapter 2 of our #Security #Superheroes eBook: The USB Villains Have Escaped-#DataProtection to the Rescue! http: …

Future #innout site by the Dallas Tollway. http://t.co/ujoyD2V

#iTunes #match beta available. There goes my evening.

#iTunes #match Mac only. #lesigh

Slept in until 5.15am. Today is going to be a productive day. Dammit.

We are out of #cokezero in the office. #thirdworldproblems

RT @ramavan: I can relate….10 Signs that your 2yr old daugter is a Diva http://t.co/KMY488e /via @wordpressdotcom

If you don’t define what #success means, you’ll never reach it

RT @mm: "She bought me two ties. The next day I wore the blue one, and she says ‘So you didn’t like the red one.’"

Trying to think of my recent #redlightviolation as in-a-hurry tax. Not succeeding. Buh-bye, $75. You shall be missed.

I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar (5000 Belt Line Rd., at Quorum Dr., Addison) http://t.co/qlUoGsW

Rise and shine, rock stars! Exciting day ahead! I’m in an exceptionally good mood today! Life rocks.

I’m at Credant (15303 Dallas Parkway, Arapaho, Addison) http://t.co/bRPtVNF

Lunch (@ Alonti Cafe @ The Colonnade) http://t.co/E8xMk7r

I’m at Credant (15303 Dallas Parkway, Arapaho, Addison) http://t.co/aSWddvJ

"Life is short, work with people you like". Excellent truth by E Schmidt, CEO of google.

Austin Trip. Sept 13-15. MSP World. http://t.co/Z5SKYD6

#Birthday loot. 4-year old gave me her #Elmo. *sniff*. (And yes, the Zombie game is so going into my office). http://t.co/ZoCu9Kq

Dark Side Coffee Latte before dinner. Forceful. (thanks @thinkgeek ) http://t.co/ys3CuAQ

Om du ar svensk, borde du folja @abusabloggen pa Twitter #sportpasvenska

Due to being an idiot, I find myself ordering a new desktop from @newegg today. #accidentshappen. Remember when setting up a new PC was fun?

#elmo in da house (office) http://t.co/AwmJTcd

Looking for a great #productmanager in #dfw that knows security

RT @GeoffvWebb: Good commentary on Shady Rat – http://t.co/kxfTHCB #security

Huh. @Techcrunch says FB is #3 video site: http://t.co/ZL8GaVr – I can’t recall watching a single video on FB.

http://t.co/U1SNQiO – Win.

RT @credant: Heading in the wrong direction with #dataprotection? Check out guest blogger Kevin Beaver’s post on endpoint #security: htt …

2/6 meetings done. Today is not a good day to be a nicotine addict.

The #nhl12 demo is out and I’m not by my 360. This sucks.

I’m attending Dallas Technology Summit — http://t.co/Xv8DtSG

RT @clearwriter: Reports of no AT&T service on the east coast, but I don’t see how that’s any different than usual.

RT @russpitts: OH THE HUMANITY RT @jpsherman: Actual pic of earthquake devastation at work in chapel hill, NC http://t.co/07HmbJp

#Earthquakes make #WebServers sad. http://t.co/NTmunTo

RT @GeoffvWebb: Blog on Cloud, Security and Dropbox – why Cisco is advising customers how to detect Dropbox traffic in their network- h …

The new #IKEA catalog is here! The new #IKEA catalog is here. #Sweden #FTW

Happy 10th birthday, #WindowsXP #ifeelold

Getting up at 4am has its upsides and downsides. #lotsofworkdone #yawn

RT @claudia2day: The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.

Wisdom word of the day: Do

It’s good to hear people say "Wow" when you show them your work. Most of the time.

New Blog Post: 3 Steve Jobs quotes I love: http://t.co/mzM7lb9

Is it still a #taco salad if you order without the lettuce?

So long, @cmdrtaco and thanks for all the fish.

I’m at the Dallas Technology Summit

Dear sleep. Come back please. I miss you. #insomnia

Hey @SpotifyUSA – can we haz iPad app please? (and better playlist management).

Did my first work #video recording today of myself since #Y2K – man, I’m rusty

#Kindle or #Netflix? That is the bed time question.

I have Spotify invites for those interested in music. First come, first serve. Best music app on the planet.

Back pain downgraded from "OMFG I can’t move" to "yay, I can get out of bed on the morning". #gettingoldsucks

RT @ubrakto: Say what you will about Miami booster Nevin Shapiro. Dude certainly did his part to stimulate the economy. http://t.co/ApsdmkQ

RT @mikeorren: Brilliant rebrand: RT @DanHarrelson: The logo for Hell has been redesigned with hopes of promoting tourism. http://j.mp/ …

Most cruel word in the English language: "Lisp".

Impressed by #ios5 #safari #UX. Clicking on UPS tracking nr, option to track shipment via #UPS site pops up.

RT @mikeorren: If no better reason to bulk email customer than to say "haven’t said hello in a while," then don’t. Spend time doing thin …

A stick figure guide to AES: http://t.co/7RkKNKD? #encryption #comics #ftw

(@ Microsoft Corporation (LC1)) http://t.co/B5Z3nBu

Information in isolation is useless. /Captain Obvious

RT @html5: It’s 2011. Friends don’t let friends write Web applications in PHP.

RT @MichaelDell: If HP spins off their PC business….maybe they will call it Compaq?

My 4-year old thinks we should rename "Rules" and start calling them "CupCakes". I’m strangely ok with this idea. #toddlers

Taking #casualfriday seriously today. http://t.co/4csm1y7

RT @GeoffvWebb: Personal details for 20,000 people, an unencrypted USB drive, and a few drinks. What could go wrong? http://bit.ly/pCrmAm

Dear Twitter. I miss you. Back after this hellish week of fun work.

RT @Kim_Cameron: Last word on passwords? As witty as any irrational number – but wiser: http://bit.ly/noYdo9 – thanks Joe

I really should stop responding to emails before #coffee cup nr 2.

If being sarcastic built muscle, I’d look like Dolph Lundgren ca. 1985

Spaceport in #Sweden: http://t.co/NhwFAyv #freakincoldthere

Rain? #Plano #TX

Rule 37: I do not work during @DallasCowboys games. (unless I come up with a great idea during a commercial)

If you’re on @LinkedIn follow @Kim_Cameron ‘s advice here: http://t.co/eKaOy5L to disable this setting. #privacy #identity #fail

If #cavemen and #astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

When you wake up at 5am, you get a lot of work done before the house wakes up. /captain obvious

If you are having #email issues with your #iPhone after upgrading to #iOS beta 5, disable the iCloud account. #stupidfixoftheday

RT @timoreilly: Cool. Just learned about the DARPA hundred year starship project from Pete Worden and Stewart Brand at #scifoo http://t. …

Is trying to decipher the weird #crypto called #teen speak. It’s really hard to break.

Feature request: A new back. Getting old sucks.

Trying to get my head back into #work #mode after vacation.

There comes a time post #vacation when "Mark All As Read" is the only option.

Check out "Dallas Technology Summit" http://t.co/mSD5Fgn via @eventbrite

RT @joshtaylormusic: @SportsSturm @tweetgrubes hey can you tell me what week is Cowboys Vs Aliens? I can’t find it on the schedule anywhere.

RT “@dougluberts: Swede arrested for trying to split atoms in his home. http://t.co/o0Zfgpj "

RT @justinmwhitaker: There’s a 20% Chance We’re All Sims. http://t.co/c5xqXfJ via @bigthink

#ClusterZuck. #Ads on #Facebook done wrong. http://t.co/Wwv2hdj

RT @alexgorbachev: Method R official announcement of MR Tools 2.0 http://t.co/q4UXEi4

I love finding exactly what I’m looking for. #googlefu

#followfriday #Security Pros @securityjones @GeoffvWebb @chris_burchett @willfprice @God_Damn_Batman

RT @paulvallee: Pythian is hiring a Sales Director for the UK. Growing at ~40%, with an office & 6 delivery resources, time to get selli …

Awesome teacher story by my good friend "@FlashCap72: A former student’s email… http://t.co/XlWJJdT”

Cool, I’m about to reach 200 followers! See the rest of my stats at Twitter Counter: http://twtr.to/pyx

I can’t believe the #Thundercats fell for the old Trojan horse trick. #relivingmyyouthwithkiddo

RT @dgouldin: . @dallas_news says nobody in the US is hiring. I think they must be talking about a different US than the one I live in …

I’m smurfing looking forward to smurfing the smurfing smurfs this afternoon. </smurfing>

Smurfs… (@ Cinemark West Plano and XD) http://ow.ly/1vpzc0

“@ramavan: 20 years ago today, the World Wide Web opened to the public http://t.co/yAZYttQ” #ifeelold

Join me on Google+ – http://t.co/11Roweh

Email server down at the office. I may just get some writing done this morning. #priorityfail

eBook: The USB Villains Have Escaped – Data Protection to the Rescue! Chapter 1: The Nature of USB Villains – http://t.co/lj6HgZ6

Looking for a Tango(!) version of @robynkonichiwa ‘s awesome Stars 4-Ever song for a wedding. Anyone? #Tango #Robyn #Music

Looking for User Experience #UX #Designer / Information Architect #IA in #DFW. Project / potential longer term employment. DM me 4 detail.

Mother Nature Doesn’t Give a Shit About Your Data. Best #Cloud #Headline of the day? http://t.co/QrwLeRC

Vizualize.Me is launching soon! I’m spamming you to sign up, as it’s more likely I’ll get in: #launch http://t.co/TpMkGum via @vizualizeme

Thinks that when your kid makes up a game, decide rules, changes them frequently and still loses, that said kiddo has no right to be cranky.

Good morning Twitter. I wish I could spend more time with you today, but I’m in meetings all day. Talk to you tonight.

Vacation! #hopetheyhavewifiatthehotel

Hello from #cabo http://t.co/G6DTktX

Sunrise in #cabo http://t.co/IerJcwu