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Vacation! #hopetheyhavewifiatthehotel

Hello from #cabo http://t.co/G6DTktX

Sunrise in #cabo http://t.co/IerJcwu

RT @sviveros: “But I Love My iPad” – Balancing Privacy & Governance – #McAfee Blog
http://t.co/0WH9tBr

RT @BorowitzReport: The police allowed the pie man to have one phone call. A full transcript will be in The Sun tomorrow. #Murdoch

This could get interesting if they get the math working. $150/m subscription to fly. http://t.co/h9u14wy

I really want a MacBook Air with OS X Lion now. I used to hate Macs. #marketingworks.

RT @MethodR: Why Miladin Modrakovic likes MR Trace. http://cot.ag/oam33G @MethodR

Hot tip of the day. Don’t tweet "MacBook". You’ll get spammed. Oops.

Not the way I normally prefer to spend my lunch (@ Aamco Transmission) http://ow.ly/1uOcAw

They should have spent $1951 on #beer, not beer ads. #facebookads
http://t.co/7oI7yfE

New Mac out in July. My birthday in August. Coincidence? I think not.

RT @ImSeanPG: Good discussion of the ‘threat model’ questions that cloud storage solution users should consider http://lnkd.in/pSV8kH

Golf clap: “@ClarkJudgeCBS: Irsay on indy super bowl: "we have our snow plows ready and our seats counted, so we’re ready to go"”

RT @MariaHalkias: #Plano Shops at Willow Bend is getting the market’s second H&M. Opens before Thanksgiving,

Dear #Outlook, I hate you. #losttwentyminutesofwork

I take casual Friday seriously. http://t.co/uZornJE

RT @mikeorren: Dear startup webservice(s) I signup for to test & move on: In your newsletter, remind me what you actually do. P.S. Recon …

Elevator talk about Optimus Prime. #ilovemyjob

Great post by VP of Ops @credant – Making Headlines Is Their Business: http://t.co/8oawOGm

RT @carlbildt: Terrorism has struck. Police confirms bomb in Oslo. We are all Norwegians.

RT @rafeco: Al Jazeera English’s page on the Oslo bombing: http://t.co/6flAYXQ

#Google #twofactorauth #fail http://t.co/R0hxzKz

RT @FlashCap72: Captain America: The First Avenger – Thoughts http://wp.me/pNIvX-67

iOS 5 beta 4 installed. Painless. What’s new?

80 killed in Norway per two Swedish newspapers. Unbelievable. #Oslo

RT @carlbildt: We grieve with the people of Norway. Truly. Deeply. We are one.

“@BrunSame: http://t.co/YL3TYTe, please join this event on Facebook in memory of #Utoya & #Oslobomb”

RT @clearwriter: Between the horror in Norway & the debt crisis, I’m having a tough time with people in my stream whining about bad mart …

RT @mashable: Norway Attacks: Suspect’s Social Media Trail Examined – http://on.mash.to/pLP8oB

RT @MethodR: Why #Pythian likes #mrtrace, #mrtools, and the Method R #profiler. http://cot.ag/rcoofs /by @AlexGorbachev

RT @CaitDog13: Guy: "Can we be expecting a Dr. Horrible 2 anytime soon?" Whedon: "The thing you need to understand is…yes." Everyone: …

RT @BrunSame: #Oslo by night: http://t.co/u9tqfNo #Utoya #Norway #Oslo. We’re all together. No one can tear us apart.

Captain America & AC (@ Cinemark West Plano) http://ow.ly/5LZ3V

Productive #siesta today. #practicingforcabo

RT @Kim_Cameron: Simon Davies prescribes sunshine as disinfectant after British phone hacking scandal – http://bit.ly/oVVcZH

RT @carlbildt: Let us all – wherever we are in the world – observe the minute of silence at 12:00 GMT+1 for all the victims in Norway.

You know what would be #cool ? – The AC working in my car.

Too.#hot http://t.co/UsrsK3d

RT @alexgorbachev: Kyle Hailey on Method R tools: solid, clean, tight professional level tools that are dependable http://bit.ly/rqRIC4

I see very little incentive to upgrade the #Kindle app on my #ipad

New low for Beck: Norway shooting: Glenn Beck compares dead teenagers to Hitler youth – Telegraph http://t.co/KzD4xZW via @Telegraph

RT @msftsecurity: One word. Are you listening? … Cybersecurity http://t.co/VnXRMVx

Last day at work before #Cabo vacation. So much to do, so little time.

#Zite vs. #Flipboard – which one do you prefer and why?

Update hell. #donthavetimeforthis http://t.co/uH55s3J

If I ever create a product update process like Windows, y’all have permission to punch me in the face.

#PatriotAct causes #Cloud #Sales #Pain "Microsoft may need to disclose data without your prior consent". http://t.co/XXeri6m #ouch

RT @MethodR: Why Kyle Hailey likes MR Trace, MR Tools, and Method R Profiler: http://dboptimizer.com/2011/07/25/method-r-tools/ http://f …

Y’all #Security people following me on Twitter should like @credant on FB: http://t.co/hXszqQI – exciting things happening.

RT @clearwriter: You’ve changed, Internet. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. http://is.gd/N1CEDq (I love @Oatmeal)

RT @pheezy: Dante organized people he knew into circles, too.

RT @davepell: Dropbox is raising dough at a valuation of around $5 billion?

That means my fullest thumbdrive is worth about 7 hundred-g …

I wish I had time to install iOS 5 beta 3 today

RT @JohnKincade: Vegas says Aliens are a 3 point pick over the Cowboys.

RT @DFW_Airport: CREDANT Survey Finds Consumers Left Thousands of Laptops and Smart …: … Dallas/Fort Worth International (DFW… htt …

RT @credant: iCloud’s ability to automatically sync information is not yet secure, especially for enterprise organizations http://t.co/v …

Lunch & soccer (@ Buffalo Wild Wings) http://ow.ly/1s1RnK

USA! USA! USA! (I expect all my American followers to return the favor in 90 minutes)

RT @robynkonichiwa: 1-1 Sweden Japan is a really good game right now!!!!

RT @robynkonichiwa: Fuck

The #iOS 5 auto-search address book for #Twitter users is going to be huge.

#spotify invite? Pretty please?

Hiring, looking for a great Security PM here in Dallas.

Making stuff #simple is #complex

Beers (@ Flying Saucer Draught Emporium) http://ow.ly/5EVmt

RT @davidbeckerCFO: Cost of Laptop = $1,000; Cost of losing that laptop = $80,000,000; protect your data #credant

#Spotify makes music fun again

RT @mashable: 24,000 Pentagon Files Lost in Cyberattack – http://on.mash.to/pRSbUO

TGIF! Only two more days of work to go

RT @mikeorren: For those looking for @Spotify playlists. Goldmine: http://sharemyplaylists.com/

Bday party (@ Bounce U) http://ow.ly/1uG2lq

RT @FakeSarahPalin: I don’t understand why people are so excited about Google+. We’ve had big and tall stores in Alaska for years.

RT @JustinFlitter: Wizards of bullshit: How Forbes turned $6.5 million into $20 billion – (37signals) http://t.co/wg6Jlnf

10 day countdown to #cabo – can’t wait!

Excellent @Spotify tips and tricks http://t.co/CMsk6QH

Hey @spotify – iPad app?

RT @ramavan: Story of Spotify….She Sings, He Streams – Bloomberg Businessweek+ for iPad http://buswk.co/mVFk8N

Seven speakers in my car and I’m listening to #Spotify via iPhone speaker. #neediphonecarsolution

Did dad win at chess? http://t.co/lZhxjza #spoiler #no

RT @mverver: #Hiring Contract Recruiter Dallas TX http://t.co/r3Mfp78 #jobs #recruiter #dallas Please RT

Looking for a #GUI #designer for a contract gig – DM me for details

RT @IDology: An Out-of-Wallet Rose by Any Other Name http://t.co/2alBsvw #hottopics #fraudprevention #authentication

RT @IDology: Is your favorite password (the one you use on more than one site) effective? Try it here: http://t.co/U4qTMiA #internetsecurity

The #GooglePlus #iOS client would be a lot cooler if it didn’t crash consistently.

RT @alexgorbachev: I’m looking for a talented software developer (Perl) to hire in Ottawa working on internal Pythian tools. pls RT

RT @SativaBella: If you +1 something publicly, but your profile doesn’t show your +1′s to the public, does your +1 still count?

Starting to like Google+ more and more. Mostly geeks on right now. Curious to see if they’ll convert the non geeks as well.

Should we tweet to Google+ or post our fb status updates? #toomanynetworks

#Facebook Friend Exporter #Chrome Extension is working again

RT @ImSeanPG: “If you’re storing a lot of sensitive information, you need to take very strong steps to secure that information” http://l …

My Google+ Profile Page: http://t.co/pf1uzHx – Don’t leave me hanging.

RT @GeoffvWebb: Morgan Stanley breach "is a good reminder for consumers that not all breaches are the result of hacking" http://bit.ly/ …

RT @mikeorren: Rolling eyes at breathless live posting on FB announcement makes me realize how deep my Apple addiction runs.

Oh dear. Please don’t auto-populate my Skype contact list with my Facebook contacts.

In the immortal words of Mark Zuckerberg: "um".

Huh. Only 5% of users on #FB use groups (i.e. #circles) for select sharing.

Google+ Vanity URL: http://t.co/kueNvrv – create your own: http://t.co/7QxJaoS

2-0 #Sweden vs. #USA! #soccer #women

Dinner (@ Antonio Ristorante) http://ow.ly/5yjeb

I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/nJeYTt

RT @badbanana: "He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die, which he was very good at until recently."

#Netflix and #AppleTV fail again. Sigh. This is now a regular annoyance.

#Sweden is trending. This makes me happy.

RT @GeoffvWebb: Thoughts on smartphone security in my latest blog post. http://bit.ly/pDS9Z9 #smartphone #encryption #security

4,000 mySQL shards? My brain just exploded a little bit. http://t.co/GjQNjRn

Recovering hacked web site for free hair cuts for life.

What Google+ needs to do to win: Add a -1 / Dislike button.

RT @mikeorren: Pretty spot-on: What Would Don Draper Do? – The Oatmeal http://flpbd.it/NfIv

Robbers Steal $1 Million From Security Company. I’m thinking they should probably change their business model. http://t.co/9E7OEkS

Looks like Google+ invites are back on. DM me if you want one.

RT "@davepell: Instead of retweeting, I’m gonna start doing cover versions of good tweets by other people.” – irony RT of the day

is using Job Change Notifier http://lnkd.in/vY7p6y

Clearly the only ones (@ IKEA) http://ow.ly/1usnRb

RT @gregorthecat: Total lifetime cost of space shuttle program was $196 billion. Seems like a pretty good deal, when AIG bailout alone c …

Go #Sweden (3-1 vs. Australia)!!!

RT @CancelledAgain: Check out this shiny #Firefly rap, "The Browncoat Anthem"! RT if you’re a #Browncoat! http://t.co/c4ZsEI6

5.30am. Reading @flipboard because my 4-year old thought it’d be fun to wake me up at 5.

RT @ImSeanPG: The question you must ask yourself is how will you manage the cloud’s move into your business … http://lnkd.in/BjJ6WN

RT @God_Damn_Batman: If you’re not Batman, you’re part of the problem.

RT @willfprice: Great idea – Amazon turns to voters on sales tax fight http://j.mp/qmMLbu @cnet

golf clap “@mikeorren: Slowclap: "Google Voice Adds Global Spam Filtering for Unwanted Calls" http://t.co/GWr0EJ8”

I feel left out and want a #googleplus #invite #prettyplease

RT @IDology: The final FFIEC Guidance has been issued: http://t.co/HZrPaBm

RT @MethodR: Show us some love—at least some ‘Like’—over at http://method-r.com/facebook

Somebody turn off the heat @ #swimclasswithtoddler #freebizidea #serveumbrelladrinkstoparents

I feel the need. The need for #caffeine

RT @GuyKawasaki Coffee may ward off Alzheimer’s http://t.co/LsJKR0W – Excellent, I’m safe then.

RT @sheeri: RT @CaryMillsap #Kscope 11 interview! Part 1! http://youtu.be/WulTIVRrBYk

RT @danprimack: MySpace: We’re still worth $34,999,999 more than Newsweek or BusinessWeek.

Geez. "Too". I’m too tired to spell good.

Anyone having #at&t issues in #dfw? I find myself tweeting from Edge this morning

RIP Robert Morris – http://t.co/XNYLhxk

I miss @fogbugz – @rafeco @ljpock @jcorleyidology – stop laughing.

I may be crazy, but not this crazy.http://t.co/08rwYm7 #googleplus #invites #ebay

RT @EricDBrown: To my Canadian friends – Happy Canada Day!

Lunch (@ Champps Americana) http://ow.ly/1uf3YL

RT @davepell: My wife accused me of quizzing her to make sure she’s following me on Twitter. Ridiculous.

(today’s secret number is 11)

RT @dannysullivan: "If Google+ offered a WordPress comment integration, I would give G+ my comments in a heartbeat." @chrisbrogan http: …

Hey @HootSuite – Google+?

Transformers (@ Cinemark West Plano) http://ow.ly/5vNrV

Transformers (@ Cinemark West Plano) http://ow.ly/5vNsf

Fixing the fence was not on my todo list today. Sigh. #texasweather

RT @mikeorren: Amen. “@TudorGrrrl: How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can’t get it with a $150 hotel room?”

Let’s play Hanging With Friends. My username is ‘Mstjern72′. http://bit.ly/l3W5fR‘ #GamesWithFriends

RT @dannysullivan: Hashtags are for Twitter. Let’s leave them in that environment, not in email subject lines or headlines, could we?

RT @SativaBella: Best part of this graphic? Bananas vs Kindle http://on.mash.to/jtq7zh

RT @chris_burchett: Looking for world class security software #product #manager in Dallas

RT @AppSecInc: Survey Finds 90%of Businesses fell Victim to Cyber Security Breach at Least Once in the Past 12 Months http://bit.ly/iswb …

Used a landline for the first time in 8 years today. Weird. #phoneswithwires

Ahh…I love the smell of a clean whiteboard in the morning. #notmorning #bequiet

Dear Hootsuite, please work #ios5prayer

RT @swombat: Wait, is it Friday already? Damn!

Simple Good, Complex Bad. #thatsallfolks

Congrats to the @MethodR Team! RT MR Tools version 2 is now production, ready for purchase at http://t.co/RFjmWXi

Dec 14th 2012 can’t get here soon enough. The Hobbit pictures: http://t.co/tCatPH7 #hobbit #bilbo

Trust is for suckers. 3 lessons from RSA hack. http://t.co/OIQMws3

90% of businesses breached in the last year. And the remaining 10% don’t have a clue. http://t.co/vn8aeXN

Friday night iOS5 Beta2 install. I know how to party.

Ball game (@ Rangers Ballpark In Arlington) http://ow.ly/1u5mVT

Google docs hacked? Trust no one. http://t.co/Jv8BeRj

Darpa: U.S. Geek Shortage Is National Security Risk. I knew it. http://t.co/r81MD4L #geek #shortage

RT @odtug: #Kscope 10 best speaker presentation Cary Millsap

RT @DavidLinthicum: The 10 worst cloud outages (and what we can learn from them) | Cloud Computing – InfoWorld: http://bit.ly/mglPae

RT @dvogel7921: Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be succes …

New Blog Post: iPhone, iOS5, Security and Trust – http://t.co/rEcrhuN

RT @CHRISVOSS: 7 Habits of Highly Incompetent People http://bit.ly/m7sTEG

RT @ImSeanPG: #CREDANT releases data protection for #VDI (Virtual Desktop Infrastructure). Find out more at: http://bit.ly/jnVpcx

Looking forward to iOS Beta 2. I miss my daily @qrank fix.

Let’s play Hanging With Friends. My username is ‘Mstjern72′. http://bit.ly/jkpBnH

RT @adamgoucher: "how to integrate security into agile" eh — hmm. and you’re not already? thats called a #fail

What a great day! It’s good to work with smart & nice people #brainoverload

So you just deleted your production database – what now? http://t.co/tpuAFN0 #beenthere

In the cloud with Lando: http://t.co/LsN3j3S

Saturday morning coffee and studying acronyms. #dontask

I love you @evernote – could not live without you. #geeklove #mysecondbrain

Happy Father’s Day, dad. Sorry I beat you in chess again.

RT @NBCDFW: RT @nbcdfwscene: The Chick-fil-A cows are spying on In-N-Out’s "burger eaterz" in Dallas (PIC) http://bit.ly/l85BFD

RT @newsycombinator: New security issue at Dropbox http://j.mp/mSwxAB

RT @willfprice: Absence of proper security architecture makes brain hurt – Dropbox confirms security glitch: no password required http:/ …

Note to self: check #plano train schedule to avoid traffic on coit in the am #commute

A good way to start the morning. #chess #win http://t.co/L5hhtNr

RT @natfriedman: Security researchers are constantly rediscovering what everyone else already knows: the world is based on trust and goo …

RT @DougInLegal: Seems like it may be a good idea to encrypt DropBox (or any cloud storage) yourself! http://t.co/FCZIqbl #cloudsecurity

You know what this code needs? It needs a drink.

RT @mikeorren: Two of my fave things — Venn Diagrams and iCloud — meet http://flpbd.it/c0H2

RT @dannysullivan: Facebook to release new feature letting you opt-in to new features. You’ll be opted-in to that unless opt out

Is 3 for 3 in wins this season in #Mavs games watched. #bandwagon

RT @StatusKing: "The depressing thing about tennis is that you’ll never be as good as a wall."

New Post: How to install iOS5 Beta 1 on Windows. Legally. http://t.co/nMn8JdW
#iOS5 #iTunes #Windows

RT @codepo8: Once the last developer is locked up and the last idea patented you will realise that lawyers can’t program.

I miss #qrank #iOS5 #fail

RT @NBCDFW: Maybe but we are also showing the entire NBA how to beat you. RT @NBCMiami: @NBCDFW Even if we lose we own the next decade.

Only Tony Romo could lose the game for the #Mavs now. #nbcdfw

RT @BrandiKASH: ★　*　*　★　 *★ 　* 　★　　*　★　 *　　*　★　★* 2011 NBA Champions : Dallas Mavericks　*★　★　*　　★★　★　*　　*　　★　 *★ 　*　 *　 　★　　　★

RT @NBCDFW: RT @frankheinziv: RT @mikeorren: Best line “@typewriterninja: Hey, Miami — it’s not the Heat that gets you, it’s the Humili …

RT @Knigge: A save!!!! #canucks #sarcastic #nhl

I wish I had the mind of a 4-year old. Telling Kiddo that we’ll go to #museum to see dinosaurs, she goes "are they going to bite us, daddy?"

Got in on #Google Music Beta. Awaiting #Apple Announcement next week before uploading anything. #Airplay #FTW

Grr. My #facebook account is unavailable "due to a site issue".

I scored 5676 points playing #QRANK. Try beating that! http://bit.ly/9Hf0Of

Wow. #Mavs

RT @MethodR: My answer on Quora to: How do you analyse the issue in your database #oracle? http://qr.ae/LmWy

I don’t always eat pizza, but when I do, I eat Papa Murphy’s #pizza #movienight

I scored 7475 points playing #QRANK. Try beating that! http://bit.ly/9Hf0Of

Re-buying my #deadtree books in #kindle format. WTF is wrong with me? #dontanswerthat

Monday Morning Cloud Humor: http://gizmo.do/lpwJYr #comic

I scored 6190 points playing #QRANK. Try beating that! http://bit.ly/9Hf0Of

Somewhere out there someone is waiting to press a button to launch icloud.com

I bet I’m the only one CTRL-F5′ing the iTunes download page right now. </sarcasm>

10 Crazy Good Covers You’ve Probably Never Heard Of: http://bit.ly/jaopfV

RT @alonswartz: RSA finally comes clean: SecurID is compromised http://bit.ly/mN5kpW

Just installed iTunes 10.3 on a WHS SP2 Box. #MSIHacks #FTW

Convenience of having music purchases being added automatically to all my libraries with #iTunes 10.3 may make me start buying music again.

Y’all should like Method-R on Facebook. http://on.fb.me/mvDcjg

If you’re reading this, can you please go to www.stjernstrom.com and click the +1 Google Button? Testing and need your help.

lol “@NBCDFW: Baseball-sized hail reported heading for the Rangers Ballpark. The irony isn’t lost on us. Please be careful, though.”

RT @mikeorren: Standing. Clapping. “@bajones_: WEATHER ALERT: Oklahoma City Thunder heading to Dallas but should disappear tomorrow nig …

Wondering why my adsense revenue inexplicably goes up by 300% on some days. #slownewsday

RT @SativaBella: Most awesome person today. http://instagr.am/p/EyImE/

RT @mikeorren: First time anyone found a taxi in Dallas. “@TrendsDallas: ‘taxi’ is now trending in #Dallas http://j.mp/k26SMd”

#Kindle #Backyard #ColdBeverage

RT @mm: In recruiting, I’ve found more often than "people don’t leave jobs, they leave managers;" great people just want to leave medioc …

The power of reading and my love for Kindle blog post: http://bit.ly/js4qpO

I scored 7689 points playing #QRANK. Try beating that! http://bit.ly/9Hf0Of